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SYNOPSIS: Detective Helmut Hare is the world's worst undercover narc, mostly due to the fact that wherever he goes, he's recognized by some woman he's misused. When his most recent partner is killed in a sting gone bad, the out-of-control rule-bending Hare is partnered with a by-the-book Tortoise who just wants to liive long enough to retire. A send-up of the "Buddy Cop" genre.

UPDATED SYNOPSIS 2-3-15:

Detective Titus Tortoise is getting promoted to lieutenant and a safe desk job instead of dangerous undercover, but his ambition and rigidity have caused resentment among his wife and kids (who he's been neglecting because of work) and his co-workers resent him because he's getting promoted and nobody likes a successful co-worker. Tortoise's assigned to train his replacement, detective Hare, to take over for him undercover when he's promoted. But the Hare is so insane, that Tortoise worries it'll fuck up his promotion. An informant gets killed, and the heroes think there may be a leak somewhere. After a small bust, Tortoise is successfully promoted, and Hare replaces him undercover in the gang. That's when Tortoise figures out that he's been promoted because he's such a straight arrow and sucker for protocol that the corrupt cops plan to make him the fall guy by making it look like he's the leak and that he got his promotion through graft. He also figures out Hare is walking into an ambush. The crooked cops blackmail the Tortoise and threaten his family and career. Tortoise has to decide whether to let the Hare die and the bad guys win, or risk everything he loves to bust up the mob.